Questions to ponder????

1.  Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Haven't thought about it, don't really like McDonald's unless the McRib is back!
2.  At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Both of them would be mine, that is why I get there first.
3.  What is Satan's last name? Does it really matter?  
4.  Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. But undressing in front of the doctor would require me to charge him.
5.  Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Around the ankle, and why wouldn't they have toes?  Eww
6.  If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? NO
7.  Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? Because, it says allstate, one word not two and no s so it is a company's name moran.
8.  If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? impossible, I have read about this where somewhere they have tried to drill through the earths crust but it was either to hot (everything kept melting) or to hard (nothing could get through)
9.  If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? How would they "spring back to life"  well at lest when they do die coffin has been bought.  I wonder where you would store one or you could just make it your bed.  If you did in your sleep you are already there.
10.  If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? I like this one, cause it is a yes/no question, however if you say no have fun in jail.
11.  Do they bury people with their braces on? Sure, you paid for them, but it doesn't matter because your lips are glued together.
12.  How far east can you go before you're heading west? Half way lol
13.  How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? Put a for sale sign up from another company ;)
14.  Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? You would have to go to another dentist, can't do it yourself
15.  Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? Because everyone should drive like me!