Sara calls Dylan, "Dill-la"
Matthew calls Strawberry Shortcake, "Strawberry cake"
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Twilight
I read the books back when the third one came out. Went and saw the first 2 movies when they were at the movies. Reading all of the books again, starting Sunday night and now it is Thursday night and I am half way through with the last book.
First, the movies suck, they are BAD! WOW, Edward is supposed to be a hunk, NOT and Jacob WOW he is HOT in the movie and don't even get me started on BELLA, that girl CANNOT act, I think that is my problem with the movies, Jacob and Edward grew on me, but BELLA OMG Stupid Girl! So I though I would reread the books and what do you know, she is STUPID in the books. Maybe it is because I am older now then when I first read them. I would like to see Bella be a strong female or at least normal, I mean please I remember what it is like to be a teenager and yes girls can be that way, but she is such a pansy and I think a really bad role model for young girls. Now, I realize it is just a story and if we want to really get into it, IT IS A MOVIE, who cares. I guess it bothers me because I REALLY like the books, now I hate them almost, because of the movies. Weird. Still I would like someone to rewrite them with a different female character. Jacobs character is great, Edwards could use some work, however if he is a vampire then he can be however. Bella is a human, act like one. I hate being rough to the girl, but ouch! I have heard the 3rd one is better, so I may go rent it when it comes out, ok I will rent it when it comes out!
First, the movies suck, they are BAD! WOW, Edward is supposed to be a hunk, NOT and Jacob WOW he is HOT in the movie and don't even get me started on BELLA, that girl CANNOT act, I think that is my problem with the movies, Jacob and Edward grew on me, but BELLA OMG Stupid Girl! So I though I would reread the books and what do you know, she is STUPID in the books. Maybe it is because I am older now then when I first read them. I would like to see Bella be a strong female or at least normal, I mean please I remember what it is like to be a teenager and yes girls can be that way, but she is such a pansy and I think a really bad role model for young girls. Now, I realize it is just a story and if we want to really get into it, IT IS A MOVIE, who cares. I guess it bothers me because I REALLY like the books, now I hate them almost, because of the movies. Weird. Still I would like someone to rewrite them with a different female character. Jacobs character is great, Edwards could use some work, however if he is a vampire then he can be however. Bella is a human, act like one. I hate being rough to the girl, but ouch! I have heard the 3rd one is better, so I may go rent it when it comes out, ok I will rent it when it comes out!
Friday, June 4, 2010
Questions to ponder????
1. Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Haven't thought about it, don't really like McDonald's unless the McRib is back!
2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Both of them would be mine, that is why I get there first.
3. What is Satan's last name? Does it really matter?
4. Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. But undressing in front of the doctor would require me to charge him.
5. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Around the ankle, and why wouldn't they have toes? Eww
6. If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? NO
7. Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? Because, it says allstate, one word not two and no s so it is a company's name moran.
8. If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? impossible, I have read about this where somewhere they have tried to drill through the earths crust but it was either to hot (everything kept melting) or to hard (nothing could get through)
9. If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? How would they "spring back to life" well at lest when they do die coffin has been bought. I wonder where you would store one or you could just make it your bed. If you did in your sleep you are already there.
10. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? I like this one, cause it is a yes/no question, however if you say no have fun in jail.
11. Do they bury people with their braces on? Sure, you paid for them, but it doesn't matter because your lips are glued together.
12. How far east can you go before you're heading west? Half way lol
13. How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? Put a for sale sign up from another company ;)
14. Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? You would have to go to another dentist, can't do it yourself
15. Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? Because everyone should drive like me!
2. At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Both of them would be mine, that is why I get there first.
3. What is Satan's last name? Does it really matter?
4. Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. But undressing in front of the doctor would require me to charge him.
5. Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? Around the ankle, and why wouldn't they have toes? Eww
6. If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? NO
7. Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? Because, it says allstate, one word not two and no s so it is a company's name moran.
8. If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? impossible, I have read about this where somewhere they have tried to drill through the earths crust but it was either to hot (everything kept melting) or to hard (nothing could get through)
9. If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? How would they "spring back to life" well at lest when they do die coffin has been bought. I wonder where you would store one or you could just make it your bed. If you did in your sleep you are already there.
10. If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? I like this one, cause it is a yes/no question, however if you say no have fun in jail.
11. Do they bury people with their braces on? Sure, you paid for them, but it doesn't matter because your lips are glued together.
12. How far east can you go before you're heading west? Half way lol
13. How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? Put a for sale sign up from another company ;)
14. Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? You would have to go to another dentist, can't do it yourself
15. Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? Because everyone should drive like me!
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Lazy day!
Ok so I took the kids up to mom's so I could wash all the sheets and clean the house, again. We have fleas and I bombed the house this morning. Used every can of spray I could and now comes the fun part, washing everything. Good news, I haven't seen a flea, yet! Dog is outside. Doug can wash her when he comes home. Hopefully this will take care of them, we were told we may have to do it again every 2 weeks for about 3 times to kill them all. I sure hope so, they are a pest. We were going to get a new dog or cat, but the fleas have been so bad since the flood that I said NO to any animal! So I am on the computer instead of cleaning, is that bad? YES, I have so much to do so now I am off to play Xbox, and yes I will do some cleaning on my way!
I need to check on train tickets. Matthew and Sara want to ride a train. I think we are going to go down to French Lick and ride their train one day this summer!
I need to check on train tickets. Matthew and Sara want to ride a train. I think we are going to go down to French Lick and ride their train one day this summer!
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Potty Training: Day 1
Ok, so I guess I thought it is like training a dog. Show the kids where to do their stuff and they will do it. WRONG!!! This is not as easy as I thought it would be. When we ditched the paci's we just threw them away one day, the kids didn't even miss them, bottles just took them away one day and did sippy's again they did great. Now, take diapers away and MOMMY has a big mess times two. POOP is gross! I have thrown away 1 pair of underwear and will throw more away, no easy way to wash it, GROSS GROSS GROSS!!! I got it on my hand and thought I am going to vomit, but the thought of having to clean that up too, just made me swallow and continue on. YUCK! So tomorrow, what is my game plan??? Don't have one, need to get one!!!!
Took Matthew to the ER Saturday night, took Sara to the doctor this evening. Potty training in the mist of sickness may not be a good idea, however I am down to 70 days to they MUST be potty training have no time to spare!
Took Matthew to the ER Saturday night, took Sara to the doctor this evening. Potty training in the mist of sickness may not be a good idea, however I am down to 70 days to they MUST be potty training have no time to spare!
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